Saturday, March 26, 2022

Laugh, Laugh and Laugh


Destress yourself 

Stress is harmful emotionally as well as physically. Don't let stress over power you, your mind, your body, don't let stress rent your mind or body.

Take a walk, 
Take walk mediation, 
Start counting the trees while you walk, 
Open google lens and start googling trees and flowers

AND

Laugh, Laugh and Laugh 


If u feel overloaded with Work...
Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center
& place order for any one or more of the following Antidotes:
1: Work Isolating Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2: Radioactive Un-work Medicine (RUM)
3: Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4: Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA).
This is issued in public interest by "Buddies for Eradication of Work Disease Association (BEWDA)






Monday, March 14, 2022

Odd Days

 

'Odd day was it, passerby smiling, why, I don't know. some times I feel someone is trying to tell me something, but what, why don't you just tell me, just speak, talk to me and I promise I won't interrupt, I will just listen, all ears for you, just that you have to speak, please, don't talk to me in indications. just tell me'. 

'Or, is anyone smiling or just that I am getting this wrong, whatever I am sure will get to know soon'

And while walking in the dream world I stumble upon something and fell down, oh ! its not something, its someone, and he was saying "help. please help". 

'Oh, please I am sorry, are you hurt, shall I call the meds ?'

'Yes, okay, I put him in the auto and took him to hospital, filled-up all the forms and waited him to get back'

"Hello, Mrs. Vishal, he is fine now, he is asking for you"

'Thanks, sister, from Mrs. Vishal, okay, then he has a name, and I have been named'. (blame it on odd days)

"Ahh, Mr. Vishal, you look good now".

"How do you know my name"

"Oh ! just outside sister told me that Mrs. Vishal, Mr. Vishal is looking for me, hope you are not pregnant and hope I am not the one who did that you and besides i had to fill the forms so took your id" (eyes rolled expression)

 "Ha, ha , ha, nice I like that, seems like all the weight that you have, is because of funny bones that you have" (cute smile)

"Listen, if you didn't had that cute smile and this was not hospital I would have walked away, but since you are in patients side, I will let this pass" (weird, not so friendly smile)

"Cute talks, as your face, anyway thanks for help"

"Thanks, so is it confirm that you are not pregnant" (blame it on odd days)

"No, I am not pregnant, thank God, babies  !, its just appendicitis, will get operated next week, thanks for all the help"

"Oh, good to hear that, hope I am not staying here till next week" (concerned expression)

"Not if, you really want to marry me" (hopeful looks)

'Okay, maybe this was that someone was trying to tell me', "Lets start with dating, like seeing each other" (proposal look)

"Hmmm! not a bad idea"

'Can I just lean and kiss him for the start !, Is it okay to do that, well, have to do to check what happens' (and without hesitation did what I was thinking) (blame it on odd days)

"Kiss, I like that, what do think shall we take this further or its goodbye" ?

"Mr. Vishal, lets take this further, we can work on deal day by day"

"Done"

"Done"

(smiles and bone crushing hugs)



#thoughtsandlife